"Chewy...we're home." (Excited Wookie growl) *Camera pans left* "AND MEESA TOO SIR!"
"The most significant challenge has been the 24 hour news cycle. Not, you know, the clumsy bloodlust of our police force."
"I elected a politician that seemed nice but is secretly doing terrible things!" - Everyone who ever has or ever will vote.
"Look under your chairs! YOU'RE getting a gun! YOU'RE getting a gun! YOU'RE ALL getting guns and lists of teachers union addresses!" #RNC
Been on hold with 1-900-Mix-A-Lot for two hours now and frankly I've half a mind to kick my nasty thoughts elsewhere.