Piers Morgan writes that I didn't recognise him in a restaurant in New York.I did.I just didn't want to speak to someone I truly detest
Piers is now asking when I'll be funny again.'It's been a long time" Answer : "Piers,when are you going to be talented.It's been a lifetime'
There's a rumour abroad that I dislike 'Political Correctness' This is a complete distortion of my views... I absolutely fucking abhor it
Fans of The Ministry of Silly Walks sketch should know that you can 'Silly Walk' whenever you like yourself via the official 'Ministry of Silly Walks' app! If, like me, the state of your knees prevents you from doing these very silly manoeuvres in real life, then this really is the next best thing. Also applicable to young people who can't be bothered to go outside, and would prefer silly walking via their armchair. Download links below: iOS - https://itunes.apple.com/app/monty-pythons-ministry-silly/id883997728 Android - https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.boondogglestudios.sillywalks