Piers Morgan writes that I didn't recognise him in a restaurant in New York.I did.I just didn't want to speak to someone I truly detest
Piers is now asking when I'll be funny again.'It's been a long time" Answer : "Piers,when are you going to be talented.It's been a lifetime'
There's a rumour abroad that I dislike 'Political Correctness' This is a complete distortion of my views... I absolutely fucking abhor it