When I first saw Justin Bieber's mug shot I thought they'd added a cute new lesbian on "Orange is the New Black."
Lady Gaga accused Katy Perry of stealing her ideas. And Gaga knows she's right because she can remember stealing them from Madonna first.
Seth Rogen tweeted, "Justin Bieber is a piece of shit." I disagree! He is a giant, steaming pile of Canadian shit stuck to America's shoe.