"I'd like to buy the world." - a Koch.
Life Hack: Don't be born.
Tip: If you don't want people to know you're a pedophile, don't marry your daughter.
Boy, Congress is gong to be exhausted after all this clapping. They might not be able to get any work done this week. #SOTU
"Babies are not a blob of tissue. I am." - Huckabee #GOPDebate
Amanda Bynes needs a support network, not a social network.
"With all due respect, Mr. Bush, speaking Spanish is for rapists." - Trump #GOPDebate