I'm not sure what I did wrong but the pile of LEGOs left on the bath mat while I was in the shower seems like some kind of threat.
I would pay extra for a "please don't deliver all this stuff when my husband is home" shipping option.
8- Mom can you imagine if you worked in a restaurant and had to cook all different food for people every day? Me- I can actually. I can.
I've got 99 problems and one of them is eating a whole bag of Cadbury mini eggs for breakfast.
The falling temperature is inversely proportional to the amount of time it takes my kids to walk from the door to the car.