Hunting is easier for vegans because it's easier to sneak up on plants.
Michel Phelps only needs six more Olympic medals to finish tiling his bathroom.
Looting is so much easier for rich people because they can just use the banking system.
Somehow I suspect that Donald Trump's only real goal here is to get his picture on money.
I grew a beard thinking it would say "Distinguished Gentleman." Instead, turns out it says, "Senior Discount, Please!"