@jeneps @sarahkendzior Hope they brought good lipstick and kneepads for kissing Trump Rump.
#MakeANewLaw All headlines must state what the article is about. None of this "You'll never guess what happened" crap.
10 reasons why you should trust every article on eHow #RejectedBlogTopics (Bonus points if it's on eHow itself)
Why voting for Oscar The Grouch in 2016 is a superior idea. #RejectedBlogTopics