Facebook: Scrolling down your newsfeed thinking: "Don't care.""Whore." "Your life sucks." "Song lyrics." "Inside joke?" "Needs a therapist"
"Twitter is stupid!!!" *One month later* "DUDE, I can't stop tweeting!" Who remembers saying this!?! haha
That awkward moment, where theres an awkward moment, and everyone knows it's an awkward moment, then somebody says, "AWWKKWAAARDD!
WHEN YOUR MOM YELLS YOUR NAME: You: YES?!?! ....*Silence*... You: YEAH!?!?! ....*Silence*.... You: UGHHH! *Gets up and sees what she wants*
When I tell you, "Wow, that's crazy!", 99 percent of the time, it means I haven't been listening to a word of your conversation.