HAPPY FESTIVUS! May ur pole be straight, ur feats be strong & your grievances be few. With love from the Costanzas - Frank, Estelle, George
In a flagrant display of brutal irony, my son is currently dating an architect.
That's right - I may not have an Emmy, but I got me a bar in Melbourne, Australia. G'day, mates.
Ma, if u read this, I'm not the Jason Alexander accused of kiddie porn. Nor did I wed Britney Spears. There's a few JA's. I'm bald& ur son.
Brian Williams should really cop my old line: It's not a lie if you believe it.