I am getting stronger as we speak. Just did chest and triceps. Protein shake. Hoping to get to a category 4 by early tomorrow morning.
President Obama said I could be "historic." Ummm, I said that in my profile a week ago. I guess he doesn't follow me. #Hurricane #Irene
Sorry about all this rain. I knew I shouldn't have drank those 3 million Fiji waters last week. #Hurricane #Irene
I am coming to the Jersey Shore during high tide. I hope @ItsTheSituation doesn't pull up his shirt when I am there. #Hurricane #Irene
Apparently the TWC just showed a naked man on TV. I am glad I bring out the best in people. #Hurricane #Irene #FCC
I made landfall and then strengthened. Let's see some other hurricanes do that. That takes serious skills. #Hurricane #Irene
I tried to get verified on Twitter, but they said I would be dead by next week. Does that seem rude to anyone else? #Hurricane #Irene