"Like a supermodel's vagina, let's all give a warm welcome to Leonardo DiCaprio!" -Tina Fey #GoldenGlobes
"Gravity: The story of how George Clooney would rather float into space and die than spend another minute with a woman his own age."
"This is the beautiful mess we hoped it would be." -Tina Fey
"And I got to make out with Bono!" -Amy Poehler
Sorry Fox News, but Santa Claus is 'black as hell'... and Prancer is gay: http://huff.to/1cMSFKQ