Follows diet. Diet doesn't follow back. Unfollows diet.
Be careful who you make memories with. Those things can last a lifetime.
Why did the policeman stay in bed? He was undercover.
Cannot get over the brilliance of Black Coffee's Alicia Keys remix of In Common! Nothing can stop him.
I don't want feelings I want new clothes.
Hey sorry I'm late I didn't want to come.
Check out the un-official #CondomEmoji! Cool way to raise awareness ahead of #WorldAidsDay this year @DurexSA.… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…