Well played, Hartlepool.
@iainrfc17 @ChristopherHarv One of Frank McAvennie's love children.
He's been dead since 1990, you balloon. twitter.com/KayBurley/stat…
Russia to return to the #WorldCup after invading one of the qualifiers and annexing their place in the last sixteen. #RUS
Adrian Chiles, with your face like a bereaved whelk.
Can start watching Doctor Who again in two years time. Even if it's rubbish, at least it won't be unbearably smug.