I just remembered I am a grown up and I can do whatever I want! I AM SO COOL COOL COOL COOL COOL COOL COOL #SOCOOL
My cats peed on my stuff so now I'm peeing on THEIR stuff: the bed they sleep on the couch they nap on the oh dear god what have i done.
4Me Twitter is a pretty insufficient form of advocacy. But I just can't get how keeping people safe is a partisan issue. #StopGunViolence
When I get ants in my bathroom, I kill all but one, so he can go back and warn the others. There's no need for this senseless bloodshed.