"We want to go to Harlem. Is it safe?" Where in Harlem? "My son wants to see the spot where that famous rapper got shot. Is it safe?"
"I need your help." With what, Sir? "A prostitute ripped me off."
"I want a room with an ocean view or a mountain view." You realize you're in Manhattan, right?
"You know that bagel place you sent us to? Well, my wife got her wallet stolen on the walk back, so THANK YOU FOR THAT."