The two states going to the Super Bowl are the two with legalized marijuana. Kids, pay attention.
You are a fucking disgrace and embarrassment to this country. twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…
Happy birthday, Ryan Davis. Still the Best Guy Ever.
Ryan Davis instantly made any conversation better, funnier, and kinder. This was a scientific fact. #ThanksRyan
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