"My dog does magic tricks." "Really? What breed is he?" "He's a labracadabrador."
If the Front National leader hates foreign people so much, why is she speaking in French?
Spaghetti hoops are basically Alphabetti Spaghetti for backing singers.
Job interview tip. Tell the interviewer you're an appliCAN, not an applicant. At this point, offer your hand for a high five.