Whenever you think society is crumbling, just remember that the thing preventing cars from smashing into each other is lines of paint.
My deepest-deepest hope at this point is that just as the GOP nomination is announced, Andy Kaufman peels off his Trump mask.
Oldsmobile has a new "Hubble" feature that let's you look deep into parking space.
In one hour, a particle of light can travel 671 million miles. You've had eight months to fix the shed. #UncomfortableScience