It's @NBCMarryMe day! So I'm gonna be tweeting like a moron again! If this tweet gets retweeted 50 times, I'll tweet out a pic of my ear!
I do have amazing erections in real life. @NBCMarryMe #MarryMe
God take mercy on me, but I'm gonna be "live tweeting" the east coast premiere of @NBCMarryMe tonight at 9pm EST! Tune in for me! #MarryMe
Society will collapse in 15 years. So watch @broadcity tonight & then you'll have something to think about while you're starving to death!