My New Special is on @netflix RIGHT NOW! Please Watch it.
If you missed it here is my appearance on Conan last night: bit.ly/29FJNPj @TeamCoco #Conan
Haven't said this prayer since George Zimmerman: Please don't be Jewish. Please don't be Jewish. Amen #DonaldSterling
You will not convince a single member of my generation that Velociraptors can be tamed. #JurassicWorld
You'd think one swimmer would grab onto that yellow world record bar.