This day, 27 years ago, was the last day in my life that I wasn't in pain. Drink-driving ruins other people's lives. Just get a taxi home
For anyone supporting Justin Bieber on his drink- and drug-driving arrest, I hope a drink-driver never destroys your life like one did mine.
Hang on, Helen's balance was off and she got 9s?! Scoring's at Blackpool accuracy on tonight's #Strictly. Anita deserved higher.