â€œ Well, with no shave November, Halo 4 and Black Ops 2 this month, I'm predicting teen pregnancy will be at an all time low...â€
“Mom: you're all dressed up, where are you going? Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Profile picture..."
“ I saw a fat girl with a Guess shirt on, so I approached her and said "380lbs..."
“OJ Simpson said that Bitches are like alarm clocks. They won't shut up until you hit them ..."