These campaign ads are godawful. I have an idea. "I'm (your name here), and I'm an asshole, but I'm less of an asshole than (opponent)."
To everyone wearing our uniform at home and abroad, Thank you for what you do for us all.
I know the weather is bad in Dallas, because I have a goddamn window. Do we need idiots on the TV standing on overpasses ALL day? Morons...
70 years since Iwo Jima. Think of those 7000 Marines lost, the survivors, and be thankful for the life we have. Bravery beyond belief.