Don't worry, @realDonaldTrump will tell us in the morning—with conviction—that @MichelleObama plagiarized @MELANIATRUMP. #RNCinCLE
Now THIS is February in Houston.
I wish I loved anything like Texans love Texas.
There's only so much I can help you if you're just an idiot.
I want to fix your eyebrows.
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