Werner Herzog to make station announcements: "The G train is rumbling through a vast abyss of night. Who are we to say when it will arrive?"
Due to more than 12 inches of Snow, all trains are a lickey-boom-boom down until further notice.
W. Herzog, announcer: "Is the D train delayed due to traffic ahead, or is it that we enjoy the dark and are afraid to rise into the light?"
A,B,C, as tardy as 1,2,3, as slow as the L and G. A,B,C, 1,2,3 smell like pee, baby you and me girl. #jacksonheights5
W. Herzog : "As you look down that long dark tunnel, is the wind you feel from an approaching F or merely an illusion to fill the emptiness?