Quote of the Day: "Fuck me I'm hungover. Let's just make it a holiday. I don't know. President's Day?" --Abraham Lincoln
Upon hearing of the bombing at Ft. Sumter, Lincoln grimly told his staff, "Shit just got real."
Historians think that if doctors had not attended to him with unwashed hands, and if Booth had never shot him, Lincoln might have survived.
Quote of the Day: “Clever girl.” --Abraham Lincoln, last words.
Many 1864 citzens were "one-issue" voters: they really wanted the fucking Civil War to be over because Jesus Christ my entire family is dead