How about you just call it fucking fascism on first reference for once in your goddamn life.
As of January 20th, replace all references to years prior to 2017 with "the Long Long Ago" or "when the Earth was green and lived."
You are here to cover the Olympics in Russia. Quit looking over at Sarah Palin's house. #Sochi2014
NOTE: "internet" is lowercase; "THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY" is always all-caps
Semicolons may also be used as stitches in case you can't afford health care this year.