You are here to cover the Olympics in Russia. Quit looking over at Sarah Palin's house. #Sochi2014
NOTE: "internet" is lowercase; "THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY" is always all-caps
"Social Justice Warrior" on first use, "not an asshole" on subsequent uses.
A̷̡͢L̡̛L̷͝ ̸H͡͝Ą̴I̸̵L͢͟͜ SO͜͠R̷͜͏Ĺ͜AC̴͘ ͠HÈ͜ ̨W̛͟H̷̛́O̕͜͞ ́Ẃ̸͘A̵LĶS͢͝ BE͟T͏W̷̨̢E͜E͠N ͏̷ŢH͏E̷͝ ̀PAR̕AG̷͠R̶̷͝A͟P̧̀͏HS̨͝͡
Capitalize "Bitcoin" by converting it to grown-up money before the bottom drops out.