R.I.P to all the people who died in the 9/11 attack. I'm evil but not THAT evil.
Ugh, my evil -inator didn't' work today. Ole Doof has a new EVIL plan. Get Bieber. Make him join me. Justin, I AM YOUR FATHER!
Everyday I'm shuffling! Except for Fridays.. I'm getting down on Fridays with Rebecca Black.
I'm going to open a store next to "Forever 21" and call it "Finally 22" heheh. #evilrules
It's Monday, Monday... evil gettin' done on Monday. Been planning evil schemes all weekend, weekend.