50 Cent filed for bankruptcy, lobbing perhaps the biggest softball in the history of joke writing.
Goodbye cruel world. HELLO FUN WORLD!!! YOU GUYS, I'M OPENING AN AMUSEMENT PARK CALLED FUN WORLD OVER BY WHERE CRUEL WORLD USED TO BE!!!
McCain was tortured for 6 years in Vietnam, but Donald Trump is tortured every day because he can't sleep with his own daughter.
The iPhone 7 will be waterproof, a stunning blow to the rice industry. #AppleEvent