That awkward moment when you accidentally grenade your teamate and he goes "WHO THE FUCK NADED ME!?!" then u call out like nothin happened.
What came first: Internet porn or "Clear all search history"?
#ICanHonestlySay I hate when someone without a mic grabs the snipe.
Forget having sex with multiple women,or cheating in relationships and looking at booty pics on Instagram..I want a gf to play Halo 4 with.
Who else blows air into the empty Capri-sun to make it look full?
Karma is when you throw a banana peel in Mario Kart and you end up hitting the same peel next lap..
You know what I just realized.... I have never seen a yellow duck before.
Pandora: *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* runs out of skips.. *changes station*
Y'all remember getting a level 5 Magikarp and taking it to the Elite four and switching it out so it could level up?
If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.