Dreams do come true, people! I got movie sign! kickstarter.com/projects/mst3k…
My Powerball numbers didn't get picked, but I also never bought a ticket. The way I see it, I just won a dollar.
Somehow the montage people at the Oscars only have access to about 17 movies. Somebody buy them some DVDs for Hanukkah!
Facebook is like a tiny policeman in my phone accusing me of a crime: "Do you know this person? Do you know what you were doing a year ago?"
Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. It's why I go to the office in a spacesuit and cowboy hat.