I'm putting #HeterosexualPrideDay in the box under the stairs with White History Month and Nice Guy Appreciation Week.
Really, the press is blaming performing with Miley Cyrus for Robin Thicke's marriage splitup? Why not blame that DATERAPE song he wrote?
As much as recovering from surgery sucks while caring for a newborn, at least I know my child now has the power to defeat Scottish dictators
Me: Was he good while I was out? Mom: He just sat there and stared at me like some cute demon baby. Me: D'aww!! Who's my little demon baby??