Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's an Instagram filter.
I want to live in a world where the Food Network delivers.
You should be required to read a book for every 10 selfies you take.
In defense of alcohol, I do stupid stuff sober too.
Whoever invented self checkout greatly overestimated the general intelligence of the human race.
I’m 100% done with today and about 42% done with tomorrow.
Most of my happiness just comes from staying away from idiots.