Every so-called microbiologist whom I have ever met has, in fact, been a full-size human.
"Eating red food coloring causes an imbalance in the humors which can only be corrected by bloodletting with leeches." - Food Babe, probably
Big thank you to the United States for always agreeing to be the control group in global social progress experiments.
Daylight saving is stupid. I didn't even use all my daylight from last year.
If you want people to think you're a doctor, just get some scrubs and a stethoscope and graduate from medical school.