The British Publick, proven unable to contend with a curv'd CROISSANT, shall now be entrusted with a Referendum 'pon EUROPE
To Shoreditch, to pay five Guineas for a Firkin of COCOA-POPS. Wait! What conflagration is this? The MOB has besieg'd the Cereal-Tavern.
That Feeling when the enlighten'd Englishman must depend 'pon the Moderation of the SCOTSMAN
Return'd triumphant from Black Friday, whereat I did smite my fellow Man with a CUDGEL to procure Mister SAMSUNG'S Six-and-Fifty Inch FRAME
Congratulations unto Leicester City, achieving VICTORY with naught but a Band of whey-fac'd ORPHANS & the Cheers of Mister Garfield LINEKER