Can someone make a music video with a hoover in it please? I need something other than "I want to break free" in my head EVERY TIME I HOOVER
I'd like to go and see Bob Dylan before he dies. Not the moment before he dies or anything, just at a concert.
In Dundee, instead of thanking your host for a tasty meal, it's considered polite to pretend to be a big spider for the rest of the evening.
If I had a time machine, I would travel hundreds of years into the future where my antiquated time machine would be worth a fortune.