Instagram is way too mainstream now. C'mon guys! *flips scarf over shoulder* *jumps onto ironically retro bicycle*
You know you're socially awkward when people are more impressed by you getting married than your $105 billion company going public.
Thrilled to announce that @textinstagram has been acquired by Facebook and will now feature more chicks in revealing Halloween costumes.
"Where's the music section?" "It's in the back near t—" "I WAS TALKING TO MY GLASSES."