Boris is not our Trump. Trump is a stupid man pretending to be clever. Boris is a clever man pretending to be stupid.
"We're gonna build a wall. And do you know the best bit? Scotland's gonna pay for the wall." Boris Johnson, 2019
Like every Brit I love and admire David Attenborough. But the least he can do at a time like this is change his name to Boaty McBoatface.