#WhenTrumpIsElected he'll ride about in Hair Force One jets and taxpayers will have toupee the price.
Charlie Sheen has admitted to being HIV positive, and absolutely no one is shocked.
Blaming things like farts, broken ornaments, and fallen Christmas trees on the dog is perfectly acceptable. #HolidayAdviceFromTheCat
Take Jackson Off the $20 Bill and replace him with Darth Vader. #StarWars