"You can't really spank tits" - Connor (the man himself)
Roses are red, violets are wet, I am wet, everything's wet #BritishProblems
I'm pretty sure my mum said the Turkey has to go in at 10. It's currently 9:30 and both my parents are asleep. Might go wake them up
Connor just said "the only meat I eat is pussy"
Holy shit the Orange Mocha with Cinnamon from starbucks is fantastic