McDonalds: “Dial up your mom…” //phone rings Nationwide: “Your mom is dead."
Hi, I’m Kirk Cousins and I have cable. Hi, I’m RGIII and I have cable. Hi, I’m Colt McCoy and I also have cable.
You're welcome Redskins fans. Years of disappointment prepared you well for that US/Portugal result.
If you had August 20th in the RG3 injury pool, congratulations! You’ve won a bag of expired airline peanuts.