"Toilet Out of Order, Please Use Floor Below" To avoid confusion when writing a sign, read it aloud several times before posting it.
"A schoolchild should be taught grammar for the same reason a medical student should study anatomy" E.B.White @GrammarROCKS
Written in a pamphlet for parents: "For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care in the building."
It is more fun to talk with one who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like 'What about lunch?' Winnie-the-Pooh