Bet MLK'd be so proud of that Sherman guy right now. Man. So powerful. With the heat of a thousand black suns.
After Fireball shots sound like a good idea, chances are, you aren't goin' to have anymore good ideas for another day or so.
If Bon Jovi broke into my pad singin' a crap song to my babe I'd choke him out with a belt and smash his face in, bad boy style.
RIP Gordie Howe, you guys. Might have to drink a thousand.
Great thing about a long weekend is it's even longer when you're unemployed, you guys.