Sweetheart, as your daddy, I have to tell you, there is no Santa Claus. What?!! Just kidding! I'm not your real dad.
"How's this movie pitch...Miss Congeniality and the worst Batman are floating around in space. And it's awesome." "I'm listening..."
An underage circus performer whose mother is in jail, uses his deformity to his advantage after getting excessively drunk. DUMBO - 4 stars!