Exercise, because #zombies will eat the slow ones first.
Running can suck, but having a muffin top sucks more.
Running won't solve all of your problems, but then again, neither will housework.
Running won't kill you.
You'll pass out first ;).
Run fast, run slow, run far, run close. Just run.
#Marathons: Seems like a lot of work for a free banana.
Run while you can. AS long as you can. As far as you can.