To save 1300 gal of water you could:
A) Not shower for 3mo
B) Not flush for 6mo
C) Not eat a burger for lunch today
So, in the NFL's mind, deflating balls requires a worse penalty (4 games) than knocking one's wife unconscious (2 games). Just clarifying.
Needed this: "TRUMPY TRUMP TRUMPETY TRUMP" by @the_cooties and @reggiewatts (and dir. Raúl Fernandez) youtu.be/ioF5LlCRNTw