God only knows the things I've used for bookmarks over the years. What kinds of things have you used?
"I'm afraid I can't go. I've already taken off my bra so I'm in for the night."
Today is my mother's birthday. I'd love everyone to wish Virginia Dodd a happy birthday!
Happy birthday, Mom. I miss you.
Fairy tales don't tell children dragons exist. They already know that. Fairy tales tell children dragons can be killed. — G. K. Chesterton
My lilacs have just started blooming. They are so gorgeous and easy to arrange (thank heavens.) I only wish Facebook would give us scent-o-vision so you could see them AND smell them!
Oh no, they've formed a group! Even though I suppose some of my guys could be responsible for this.
Here is a comprehensive list of everything you're entitled to and what the world owes you.
(I suspect whoever made this was being sarcastic; I like it.)