England: because supporting one Aston Villa just isn't enough.
Against a wall? twitter.com/AVFCOfficial/s…
Simon Brodkin is successfully pursuing a career in stunts that rely entirely on nobody recognising him a decade since he began in comedy.
Looks like Garde might be out at #AVFC. Who's next to be judged on his ability to push water up a hill with a sieve?
This is like watching Aston Villa v Aston Villa.
TV deal up. Ticket prices up. TV subscriptions up. Competition down. Sporting integrity down. Regard for match-going supporters down.