Just wanted to thank @hoodcertified for my hilarious twitter feed this morning. #awesome
I want to remind everybody that I'm just a random dude who tweets dad jokes. Direct your ecoli tweets to @chipotletweets
@HillaryClinton Not sure the compliment is warranted, but thank you.
Hey everybody, it's not like I don't like all the attention, but you should probably direct your anger, sarcasm and jokes to @chipotletweets