Asked a Target employee if I could open this camera before I buy it and he said he wouldn't even care if I killed someone in front of him.
Your misogynistic conspiracy theorist uncle thinks Trump is crushing it tonight. #debate
Before you can call someone you're dating your "partner" you should have to solve a crime together.
I'd tweet more, but 95% of my thoughts are just 'I'm so tired.' 'I hate everything.' 'Everyone get out of my way.' 'Go fuck yourself.'